Welcome to the worstest and most depressing OrlandOhh! magazine. WhyMoney.Sucks is just the shorter way to get to our website, but what we really meant is what Aristotle already figured out way before us: "All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind!" We cover how our present-day and upcoming human ingenuity, technological unemployment and human empathy shape a giant useless culture out of money and politics—both, locally and globally. We're currently located in the OrlandOhh, Florida area, but since everyone is involved in the global money cartel, we intend to grow the magazine and spread the word to any other places too. Let us know if you want a bunch of free copies for your local Orlando business.